Preperation is key

So I am supposed to be in class in less than 12 hours and I don't have one pen or pencil, no paper, and nothing close to a binder. This is not good!!!! I am gonna have to pull the card that I hated my peers for in my first 2 years of my program - ask other students for everything on the first day....or week.

Greatest invention ever

I LOVE THE SLAP CHOP!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG MATCH

Watching BRAZIL vs. Argentina - HUUUUGE GAME

girls, girls, girls...

What an extravaganza!!!!! The 2009-10 Sheridan College Orientation was all that it lived up to be. There were numerous amounts of females parading the school grounds today. There were black girls, white girls, brown girls, Asian girls, and any other kinda girl you can think of. I was quite impressed to say the least. The female contingent production line has upgraded and is moving at an exceptional rate. Mark Burns gives Sheridan's newest female prospects 2 thumbs up.

Power Ranger is BACK

Green Power Ranger Jason David Frank is returning to the spotlight, however it won't be as a mighty morphing power ranger, but an MMA fighter. What What!!!!! This is the biggest news since I found out they weren't real. I always liked the pink power ranger, she was damn sexy. This guy is going to get his ass handed to him if he thinks this is another episode of morphing into dragon zords.

Green and White

It was all green and white at BMO Field in Toronto as the team I supported since I was a young boy, Glasgow Celtic, were in town to take on Benfica. Although we lost 3-1 it was still a great experience to be surrounded by a bunch of green and white maniacs just like me. Benfica had some sexy females supporting them, very impressive. It was quite the night.

Soccer can get naaaasty

Hitler speaks the truth

Recently in a game between my team Glasgow Celtic and the cheating scum of Arsenal, one of the Arsenal players cheated the referee by diving in the box for a penalty shot. Hitler is informed by his henchmen and reacts...

Lebron James Appreciation Track