Grease ball

So I am walking through Wal-Mart and I think to myself...I need to get some hair gel. So I proceed over to the health and beauty department. As I walk into the hair products aisle - why on God's earth is there this old mob boss look-a-alike 40 year old man caking his hair in gel and trying to give himself a faux hawk. Apart from the fact he is stealing gel, he looks like an idiot, AND WHY is his son who looked around my age holding a damn mirror on front of his dads face. It was shocking, I wasn't sure if this was for real or not. I laughed out loud and they went to the next aisle so they knew I was directing my sarcastic laughter at them. And low and behold, did the grease ball not have a blob of gel on the top of his head, yes he did......haha jackass.